Freebsd Fortunes

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and
finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us.  "He is full of
murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
their ignorance the hard way."
                -- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"

Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but
nothing of interest is easy.

Binary, adj.:
        Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.

"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same
thing as division."

Bipolar, adj.:
        Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo,
New York

Birth, n.:
        The first and direst of all disasters.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic

Bizoos, n.:
        The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a
basketball.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.

Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as
Wheels.