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Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but
nothing of interest is easy.
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Binary, adj.:
Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
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"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same
thing as division."
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Bipolar, adj.:
Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo,
New York
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Birth, n.:
The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic
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Bizoos, n.:
The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a
basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
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Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as
Wheels.
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BLISS is ignorance
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