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Birth, n.:
The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic
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Bizoos, n.:
The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a
basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
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Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as
Wheels.
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BLISS is ignorance
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Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
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Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
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Blore's Razor:
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is
funnier.
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Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in
plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has
it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was
arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept
throwing up on them.
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