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Ludwig van Beethoven being jeered by 50,000 sports fans for
finishing second in the Irish jig competition.
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Boston State House is the hub of the Solar System. You couldn't pry
that out of a Boston man if you had the tire of all creation
straightened out for a crowbar.
-- O. W. Holmes
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Boy, life takes a long time to live
-- Steven Wright
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A noise with dirt on it.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least
when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
-- James Thurber
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-- Kin Hubbard
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Brace yourselves. We're about to try something that borders on the
unique: an actually rather serious technical book which is not only
(gasp) vehemently anti-Solemn, but also (shudder) takes sides. I tend
to think of it as `Constructive Snottiness.'
-- Mike Padlipsky, Foreword to "Elements of Networking
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
committee -- that will do them in.
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Brady's First Law of Problem Solving:
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more
easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have
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Brain fried -- Core dumped