Freebsd Fortunes

COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.

Cocaine -- the thinking man's Dristan.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum --
"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."
                -- Blair Houghton

Coincidence, n.:
        You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was
going on.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.
                -- G. K. Chesterton

Cold, adj.:
        When the local flashers are handing out written descriptions.

Cold, adj.:
        When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own
pockets.

Collaboration, n.:
        A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the
other fellow can spell.

College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the
faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if
the trustees played.  There would be a great increase in broken arms,
legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the
loss to humanity.
                -- H. L. Mencken