Freebsd Fortunes

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with
nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
                -- Wernher von Braun

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
                -- A. E. Neuman

Critic, n.:
        A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
to please him.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Croll's Query:
        If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

cursor address, n:
        "Hello, cursor!"
                -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"

"Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity.  It
eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the
business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation."
                -- Johnny Hart

Cynic, n.:
        A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not
as they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking
out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Cynic, n.:
        One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced
eye.

Dare to be naive.
                -- R. Buckminster Fuller

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.