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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
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Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
-- R. Geis
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Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
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"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".
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Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
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Death is only a state of mind.
Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.
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Death to all fanatics!
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Decision maker, n.:
The person in your office who was unable to form a task force
before the music stopped.
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Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really
overwhelming majority of the crowd present. Abusive and obscene
language may not be used by contestants when addressing members of the
judging panel, or, conversely, by members of the judging panel when
addressing contestants (unless struck by a boomerang).
-- Mudgeeraba Creek Emu-Riding and Boomerang-Throwing
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"Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of
marvelous things. It's one thing to be able to say "I've got a
theory", quite another to say "I've got a semantic theory", but, ah,
those who can claim "I've got a deep semantic theory", they are truly
-- Randy Davis