Freebsd Fortunes

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Disc space -- the final frontier!

Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the above views and those of my
employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely
coincidental.  Any resemblance between the above and my own views is
non-deterministic.  The question of the existence of views in the
absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader.
The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for
the second god coefficient.  (A discussion of non-orthogonal,
non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this article.)

Disclaimer: "These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they be
yours too."
                -- Dave Haynie

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Distinctive, adj.:
        A different color or shape than our competitors.

Distress, n.:
        A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape
injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any
damage inflicted on the vehicle.

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?