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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
                -- Dick Brandon
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  832 of 3566

Documentation is the castor oil of programming.  Managers know it must
be good because the programmers hate it so much.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  833 of 3566

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  834 of 3566

Don:    I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!  Was she
        pretty?
W. C.:  Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of
        bad road.  She had so many gold teeth, Don, she use to have to
        sleep with her head in a safe.  She died in Bolivia.
Don:    Oh Bill, it must be hard to lose a relative.
W. C.:  It's almost impossible.
                -- W. C. Fields, from "The Further Adventures of Larson
                   E. Whipsnade and other Tarradiddles"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  835 of 3566

Don't abandon hope: your Tom Mix decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  836 of 3566

Don't be humble ... you're not that great.
                -- Golda Meir
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  837 of 3566

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  838 of 3566

Don't change the reason, just change the excuses!
                -- Joe Cointment
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  839 of 3566

"Don't come back until you have him", the Tick-Tock Man said quietly,
sincerely, extremely dangerously.

They used dogs.  They used probes.  They used cardio plate crossoffs.
They used teepers.  They used bribery.  They used stick tites.  They
used intimidation.  They used torment.  They used torture.  They used
finks.  They used cops.  They used search and seizure.  They used
fallaron.  They used betterment incentives.  They used finger prints.
They used the bertillion system.  They used cunning.  They used guile.
They used treachery.  They used Raoul-Mitgong but he wasn't much help.
They used applied physics.  They used techniques of criminology.  And
what the hell, they caught him.

                -- Harlan Ellison, "Repent, Harlequin, said the
                   Tick-Tock Man"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  840 of 3566

Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
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