Freebsd Fortunes

Electrocution, n.:
        Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.

Elevators smell different to midgets

Emerson's Law of Contrariness:
        Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we
can.  Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.

Encyclopedia Salesmen:
        Invite them all in.  Nip out the back door.  Phone the police
and tell them your house is being burgled.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
                -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which
otherwise require harder thinking.
                -- Jerome Lettvin

Epperson's law:
        When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably
something his wife can beat him at.

Equal bytes for women.

Error in operator: add beer