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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

Fairy Tale, n.:
        A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic
without looking to see whether the seeds move.

Faith, n:
        That quality which enables us to believe what we know to be
untrue.

Fakir, n:
        A psychologist whose charismatic data have inspired almost
religious devotion in his followers, even though the sources seem to
have shinnied up a rope and vanished.

Familiarity breeds attempt

Families, when a child is born
Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,
Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove
Ignorant and stupid.
Then he will crown a tranquil life
By becoming a Cabinet Minister
                -- Su Tung-p'o

Famous, adj.:
        Conspicuously miserable.
                -- Ambrose Bierce