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Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you.
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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you
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Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.
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Fifty flippant frogs
Walked by on flippered feet
And with their slime they made the time
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Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North
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Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
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Finagle's First Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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Finagle's fourth Law:
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes
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Finagle's Second Law:
No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be
someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it
happened according to his own pet theory.
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Finagle's Third Law:
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
beyond all need of checking, is the mistake
(1) Nobody whom you ask for help will see it.
(2) The first person who stops by, whose advice you really
don't want to hear, will see it immediately.