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God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
-- Alfred Jarry
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God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
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God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
-- Mark Twain
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God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
-- Kronecker
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God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
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God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean.
-- Albert Einstein
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God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.
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God rest ye CS students now,
Let nothing you dismay.
The VAX is down and won't be up,
Until the first of May.
The program that was due this morn,
Won't be postponed, they say.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
The bearings on the drum are gone,
The disk is wobbling, too.
We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol
Can't tell false from true.
And now we find that we can't get
At Berkeley's 4.2.
(chorus)
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Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to
school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a
person a car.
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