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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twain
"Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
to reform.
-- Mark Twain
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WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
Oh, dear, where can the matter be
When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity.
Johnny's so long at the fair.
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
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Whether you can hear it or not
The Universe is laughing behind your back
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
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Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
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While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is
admission to someone else.
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While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things,
The fate of empires and the fall of kings;
While quacks of State must each produce his plan,
And even children lisp the Rights of Man;
Amid this mighty fuss just let me mention,
The Rights of Woman merit some attention.
-- Robert Burns, Address on "The Rights of Woman",
November 26, 1792
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