Freebsd Fortunes: 2006 of 3566 |
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
-- R. Drabek
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2007 of 3566 |
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they
translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something
entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2008 of 3566 |
Mathematicians often resort to something called Hilbert space, which is
described as being n-dimensional. Like modern sex, any number can
play.
-- Dr. Thor Wald, in "Beep/The Quincunx of Time", by
James Blish
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2009 of 3566 |
"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2010 of 3566 |
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a
receipt.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2011 of 3566 |
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2012 of 3566 |
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2013 of 3566 |
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2014 of 3566 |
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2015 of 3566 |
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.
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